Nothing is True; Everything is Permitted

our conversations :'D

Beth, : 3: I WANT DEM WAFFLES THO
Hannah: LUKE SAYS IMAGINE THEYRE BLUE WAFFLES D'
Beth, : 3: I ALREADY SAID THAT,
Beth, : 3: D:
Beth, : 3: but they'd taste a bit tangy, I guess.
Beth, : 3: but add some sprinkles, BAM.
Hannah: LOL definitely
Luke: boobs
Luke: ( . ) ( . )
Luke: exact replica of hannahs boobs
Hannah: i knew it.
Luke: actual size
Beth, : 3: Naah, they're too small it's more like ( . )( . )
Beth, : 3: LOL.
Hannah: how are you guys doing this to me :'D
Beth, : 3: Coz, we're awesome~
Luke: ( . )
Beth, : 3: They look more like eyes now XD
Hannah: omfg asdfghjkl
Luke: ( . ) ( . )
it sees all
Beth, : 3: They're staring deep into your soul,
Beth, : 3: Why did hte voice I read that in sound liek Caius
Beth, : 3: oh gawd, the feels.
Hannah: *dead*

I’m in a group video chat with 2 others - Click to watch or join: http://tinychat.com/jg7li

$mygamingconfessions: Assasins Creed is the most boring and repetitive series followed by Call of Duty. FUQQQ im sorry but. I WILL KILL YOU ;\i actually dont understand what this person was thinking D’:$

mygamingconfessions:

Assasins Creed is the most boring and repetitive series followed by Call of Duty.

FUQQQ im sorry but.

I WILL KILL YOU ;\
i actually dont understand what this person was thinking D’:

Reblogged 1 month ago from mygamingconfessions

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SHEEEEEET BETHHHH D’:

i see how you’re ill on the day that i found the copper scraping picture thingiesssss

COME TO MEEEEEE

Posted 1 month ago

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Walking in high heels…

wtfsofunny:

Expectations:

Reality:

CLICK FOR F*CKING MORE!:)

*coughbeth*

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Reblogged 2 months ago from lolsofunny

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homonew:

FUCK.

/dead

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Reblogged 3 months ago from neonale

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FFS STOP GOING ON ABOUT THE FUCKING BLOOD TEST

I’m gonna call for the fucking blood test anyway so stop lecturing me about it JESUS.

I have my Nanna in one ear saying ‘you could have thyroid problems, don’t listen to your mum, you’ve got to have the blood test’
Then my mum’s in my other ear saying ‘no there’s nothing wrong with you, if they say there’s something wrong I’ll take you private - Nanna just wants you on tablets for life’

I CAN MAKE MY OWN FUCKING DECISIONS SO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE ASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM ;\\

Posted 3 months ago

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how can my college be trending on twitter in the UK :’)

its even funnier coz everything on it is true xD
i’ve actually just been sitting here for 3 hours reading everything that comes up ~~i have a life~~

Posted 3 months ago

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Da FUQ bruh?!

It’s nice how they still make me walk to the surgery to pick up prescriptions when it’s -1 degrees even though they have someone who does deliveries :\
what the actual fuck.

Posted 3 months ago

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heyfunniest:

Having a Bad day? LAUGH & CLICK HERE!!

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Reblogged 3 months ago from heyfunniest

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ecckkyy:

forgettingsolluxcaptor:

demonchasing2:

michelleeele:

xjasmineee:

k-suave:

mattitties:

christianreus:

winterthenfell:

tamponimpala:

oracularboobtacular:

a-pencil-to-the-boobs:

goondust:

reina:

justinrecio:

Girl sneezes with her eyes open.

my god that noise.

IOMG FSUKHJKLJIODGIOGJIO OMFG DAFIJOMSKNDGIMOPMKOPKOPIPJSFJIGFJI0

i think i pee’d

IVE NEVER LAUGHIED AT ANYTHIGN AHRDER RIN MY WHOLE FUCKIGN LIFE OHN YMG OD GOW HT IM CSMRAEINNG LITLKE AFN HA THE HE FUFKC IM NOT JOKGINSE OMG WHAT AHE UE

i am literally holding my nose and crying because i’m laughing so hard oh my god klajdklfjh

wat is that demonic noise and that devilish face omfggggggggggggg AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAH

Omg I can’t breathe…I can’t stop watching it omg…

GIUSARHGISDCJIVACDHBISCBUIDBJISDCJIBSCF OMFG ADFHJVHJGDSFJVHSFDVHKS AHHAHAHAH

AHAHAHAHAHAHHA OMG

OMFG. IM CRYING. HAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHA

I CAN’T STOP LAUFHING ANF THES COMMETS WHAT LMAI HRLP ME IN CRUING

OHGMGYYTYYY GO DTHAT SOUND AND THAT FACEILJTRIO SHE IS RA DONDDEMONE WAHT THWIOAA FUCK ARMAMFUYRNH I CAN’TST ELFAJS STOP ALGUHIN

NGCHZEZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEECHSGHFK